SMOKING JOKES
Posted March 1st, 2008 by Administrator No Comments »
Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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On the plane:
There is no smoking in the cabin on this flight. There is also no smoking in the lavatories. If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you are on fire and put you out. This is a free service we provide.
There are two smoking sections on this flight, one outside each wing exit.